A joke

My mate dave always wanted to work in a zoo since he was young.Finally he got a job so he went to the head office and the man said there is only one rule it is if an animal dies you have to pay for it so he felt ok with that rule .So he was working in the finch cage and he nocked off a finch and it died so he thought he would go have a sneaky look at the book and it said 50 pound for a finch so he thought i'm not going to pay that so he swept it up and through in the lions cage . Then he was working in the chimps cage and two chimps were swinging on a tyre that was hung up by a chain ,the chain broke and both chimps died. He went and had a sneaky peak at the book , it said that chimps cost 500 pounds each. So he went and swept the chimps up and threw them in the lions cage. So he thought if I stay away from the animals I will not kill anymore. So he decided it would be a good idea to drive the tractor instead,as he was driving the tractor he bumped into a tree full of bees which all fell out and he mushed them all with his tractor. So he went and looked in the book and the bees were 10 pound each so he thought this is my first day and i haven't got paid yet . So he went and threw all the bees in the lions cage.So when a new lion came to the zoo he said"what do you eat here"the other lion said "well today I have eaten finch,chimps and mushy bees."